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[sin_nom]

So, apparently, clarification is necessary. For the good of everyone in the community and to stop the constant harassing, let me make something impossibly clear.

• I am single. That means I do not have a boyfriend - be it Leon, Superman, Dante, Rufus, Larxene or otherwise.
  
  
• This also means that I cannot be "moving on" or two-timing or ANY OF THAT

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[sin_nom]

And women, apparently. Everyone wants a piece of--

[sin_nom]

--wait a second.

You're totally.

Holy shit, yes.

[voice]

[sexforbreakfast]

Problems, my lady?

[sin_nom]

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one. Everyone thinking otherwise, however, pretty much makes up all of my 99 problems.

[sexforbreakfast]

Sounds like it's time for a vacation.

[sin_nom]

It's always time for a vacation in my life, Dark.

[stranglingvines]

...If it's impossibly clear wouldn't it just be opaque?

Wow, you must be like a jackass magnet if you have this much to explode over.

[sin_nom]

I really am! I don't know why. Maybe it's the boobs.

[ooc; strikes = regular struck out text.]

[stranglingvines]

Could just be bad luck. Or that.

[sin_nom]

Clearly, I must be cursed.

I'm Lady, and you are?

[sin_nom]

Uh huh.

[sin_nom]

...Brb throwing up.

You two have no shame!

[thesonsent]

... uh.

[sin_nom]

It's better not to ask, Clark. My best friends are amazing.

[thesonsent]

I can see that.

[sin_nom]

But, on the off chance that you speak to Superman. Let him know that when it comes to him, this post could totally be a personal ad.

Since you're from the same world and all, I figured you might talk to him!