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[sin_nom]

So, apparently, clarification is necessary. For the good of everyone in the community and to stop the constant harassing, let me make something impossibly clear.

• I am single. That means I do not have a boyfriend - be it Leon, Superman, Dante, Rufus, Larxene or otherwise.
  
  
• This also means that I cannot be "moving on" or two-timing or ANY OF THAT

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[sin_nom]

And women, apparently. Everyone wants a piece of--

[sin_nom]

--wait a second.

You're totally.

Holy shit, yes.

[sin_nom]

Only my favorite anti-hero ever!

--I mean. Uh. Vaguely.

[sin_nom]

Oh, you know, doing manly things, drinking beer, deluding themselves into thinking that I belong to them.

I am so done with that shit after last time.

[sin_nom]

Been there, done that. At this point, I'd prefer to show them to the curb.

[sin_nom]

I could say the same to you.

How are things with Batman going~?

[sin_nom]

What? No way. You're...

Oh, man. What a total letdown.

[sin_nom]

I think if I did, it might fuck up time in your world, actually.