F1RST♎ T3XT/V1D3O/4CT1ON.

[dragontypes]

[ it's early in the evening when a jumbling mash of teal numbers and letters get thrown out onto the network for everyone to see. ]

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling pokeNetwork [PN] --

Comments

[homofuckiens]

SOLLUX AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU THE OTHER DAY.
THAT'S REAL IRONY.

[dragontypes]

[ it's a little weird seeing karkat's text pop up after all that's happened since she last talked to him. ]

K4RK4T YOU WOULDNT KNOW 1RONY 1F 1T DRUBB3D YOU B3TW33N YOUR CUT3 L1TTL3 NUBS
OH, SP34K1NG OF WH1CH
4R3 YOU 4LL P1NK 4ND SQU1SHY TOO?? >:o

[homofuckiens]

WE ALL ARE PINK AND SQUISHY.
CUT YOURSELF AND YOU'LL BLEED CHERRY.

[dragontypes]

Y3S 1 KNOW!! >8D
1 F1GUR3D TH4T OUT FOR MYS3LF TH1S MORN1NG WH3N HUCKL3B3RRYNUMBSKULL OV3R H3R3 TOOK 4 B1T3 OUT OF M3

[homofuckiens]

YOU NAMED THAT THING SO ATROCIOUSLY.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING???

[dragontypes]

1 W4S *TH1NK1NG* 4BOUT WH4T 1T T4ST3D L1K3
SH33SH
1 N4M3D 1T 4CCORD1NGLY!

[homofuckiens]

IT LOOKS MORE WORTHLESS THAN THE ONE I WAS GIVEN, THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT.

[dragontypes]

1 WOND3R 1F YOU COULD R33K OF J34LOUSY 4NY MOR3 PUNG3NTLY >;]
WH4T K1ND OF B34ST D1D YOU G3T? >8D

[homofuckiens]

IT'S CALLED A SNEASEL.
SHE'S GOT SICKLE LIKE CLAWS AND A SHITTY PRANKSTER ATTITUDE ABOUT HER.
I'VE ACTUALLY GOT MORE THAN THAT NOW, THOUGH.

[dragontypes]

WHY K4R4T 1T SOUNDS JUST 4S 4DOR4BL3 4S YOU >:]
WH4T OTH3R K1NDS DO YOU H4V3!
OF COURS3 1 PL4N ON G4TH3R1NG UP 4LL TYP3S OF DR4GONS BUT H3Y 1M 4LLOW3D TO B3 CUR1OUS R1GHT?

[homofuckiens]

SQUIRTLE, POOCHYENA, GOLBAT, FLAAFFY, AND GROWLITHE ARE MY OTHER TEAM BEASTS.

[dragontypes]

K4RK4T
TH4T M34NS NOTH1NG TO M3

[homofuckiens]

I'LL JUST OPEN THE VIEWPORT SO YOU CAN GET A GODDAMN LICK IN.