F1RST♎ T3XT/V1D3O/4CT1ON.

Nov 08, 2011 16:13

[ it's early in the evening when a jumbling mash of teal numbers and letters get thrown out onto the network for everyone to see. ]

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling pokeNetwork [PN] --


GC: SO BYP4SS1NG TH3 WHOL3
GC: "WH3R3 4M 1 WH4TS GO1NG ON H3LP 1M L1K3 4 FUCK1NG H34DL3SS CLUCKB34ST OV3R H3R3 W1TH HOW MUCH 1 DONT KNOW 4BOUT WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S H4PP3N1NG"
GC: HOW M4NY OF YOU H4V3 DR4GONS TOO??? >8O
GC: S3R1OUSLY
GC: HOW 4W3SOM3 1S TH4T!?
GC: DONT G3T M3 WRONG 1 PR3F3R MY DR4GONS STRONG, POW3RFUL 4ND M4J3ST1C4LLY FLY1NG THROUGH TH3 41R B3FOR3 CHOMP1NG DOWN ON SOM3 HUG3 CHOL3RB34R C4RC4SS BUT
GC: 4 DR4GON 1S 4 DR4GON 1S 4 DR4GON!!
GC: TH1S 1S JUST TOO COOL!
GC: 4 PL4C3 L1K3 TH1S C4NT B3 4LL TH4T B4D 1F TH3R3 4R3 DR4GONS RUNN1NG 4ROUND >:]
GC: S3R1OUSLY CH3CK TH1S OUT
GC: HOLD ON

[ the text switches to video after some degree of difficulty, showing off a small bagon with it's head lowered and one foot pawing at the ground. with a hard snort through its nostrils, it begins running right toward the person holding the pokegear, coming to a hard stop only a foot away, kicking up dust and sticks and leaves; it looks at its owner with an aggressive expression before melting away in an instant to reveal a pokemon happy to have an owner that respects its vicious majesty and tackling tz to the ground in glee, causing her pokegear to fly through the air and land a few feet away, catching the rest of the absolutely horrible scene. ]

Argh-no! Dammit, Dr. Huckleberryskull that's not how this was supposed to go! No no no, this is all wrong-Waugh!

[ at this point, as terezi is DOOF'd to the ground, she trails off into a fit of giggles and: ]

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling pokeNetwork [PN] --

[ anyone hanging out on the outskirts of newbark town will catch the tan-skinned girl and her dragon in a heap on the ground. but they don't seem to be in any type of immediate distress. despite the fact that the heavy dragon has taken up using terezi as a couch to recline on, the girl seems to be giggling like mad.

she still can't get up though, no matter how much she struggles.

stupid lousy blindness. stupid heavy dragon. stupid human body she's still getting used to. she was all distracted by motherfucking dragons and now look at what's happened. she will drub them all for their insubordination. ]


( So bypassing the whole
"Where am I what's going on help i'm like a fucking headless cluckbeast over here with how much I don't know about what the fuck is happening"
How many of you have dragons too??? >8O
Seriously
How awesome is that!?
Don't get me wrong I prefer my dragons strong, powerful and majestically flying through the air before chomping down on some huge cholerbear carcass but
a dragon is a dragon is a dragon!!
This is just too cool!
A place like this can't be all that bad if there are dragons running around >:]
Seriously, check this out
Hold on )
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