The first front of the Mayan Apocalypse
Apologies for the late update - I know today's the big one, and lots of people on the other side of the world are counting on information so they can prepare themselves. The delay was, sadly, inevitable: I had to fight unicorn-riding zombies on the way to work. It was bad, sure, but not as bad as the joint Kangaroo/Gorilla Liberation Front and their ninja drop-bear assassins (they've blockaded the grocery store).
stareyednight has spent her morning dealing with the tiny winged ponies of the apocalypse. They're adorable and pink! Also, they're being ridden by carnivorous koalas. My wife is unsure where they got the switchblades, but she's too busy beating them with cricket bats to ask.
Worst thing about the end of the world? Roland Emmerich and his camera crew following you around and filming everything. At least it's not Uwe Boll, I suppose. That'd be too evil, even for the end of the world.
Greet the Fire as Your Friend,
SF
stareyednight has spent her morning dealing with the tiny winged ponies of the apocalypse. They're adorable and pink! Also, they're being ridden by carnivorous koalas. My wife is unsure where they got the switchblades, but she's too busy beating them with cricket bats to ask.
Worst thing about the end of the world? Roland Emmerich and his camera crew following you around and filming everything. At least it's not Uwe Boll, I suppose. That'd be too evil, even for the end of the world.
Greet the Fire as Your Friend,
SF