"Now cracks a noble heart. Goodnight, sweet Prince.
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

Whatever that means.

[ooc: Anyone remember Hamlet the Manga - Slayers style? Lina's stuck being Horatio from Hamlet. ♥]

[Because Lina is prehistoric or just MEDIEVAL to this place, her spying gadgets and booby traps and crap are SIMPLE. The door is aligned with a simple trap: a net on the ground. A rope to pull to trap whoever steps foot on the net to trap them.

Simple. Old fashioned. Does the trick. And if anything she can always blow Amelia up.]Hmmmmmmmm. This ( Read more... )

[Insert screaming from other people and gushing water here, along with a few incoherent mumbles and curses.]

If I get out of this alive, let's just say I'm gonna have a nasty cold...

Amelia! You around here somewhere?! C'mon! You better be alive, because I swear I'll--!

[More water gushing. A few coughs and gurgles, and a small growl.]

Blech. ( Read more... )

You know, being randomly on this ship isn't so bad. I mean, the food is freakin' awesome. And you have to admit, the ocean is pretty.

Life is good~ The food is better~~~~~

...ugh, okay, I guess this isn't so bad. Could be worse. I'm still short and my chest is STILL THE SAME DAMN SIZE. It's not much of a difference. At least I know I'll still look young and pretty when I'm in my thirties or forties~

[ooc; The only thing that really changed is her facial structure, I guess, but she's still the same height with the ( Read more... )

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Dear City,

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Not funny. Two hours and no boob jokes. Yeah, I get it. GET HIM AWAY FROM ME.

[ooc: Lina's wish is having GOURRY come along. D: But, alas, she picks up pretty quick because of his behavior and hates the city very very much.]

Golly gee. I'm a naughty, naughty girl. Instead of throwing temper tantrums and wearing such roguish clothing, I'm going to bake cookies and pie alllll day, darlin', and make a few lovely dresses!

If anyone wants some pie, you're more than welcome to come over! Love thy neighbors, after all.

And I should certainly do something about my dirty, ( Read more... )

[Plenty of funny sounds. All very high-pitched. Random sound of something hitting another thing. And then a squeakish GROWL.]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

I--I'm a freakin' chipmunk! A CHIPMUNK! I'm--I'm short! And small! And oh gods, I can't even use the damn keyboard right!

My fireballs are the size of a GOLFBALL!

[FUSS. GROWLING. Chitterchitter. ( Read more... )

If you see a little boy that looks disturbingly like a girl with green-doe eyes and a penchant for destroying the world, yadda yadda, tell him I retired.

[Road not Taken. Lina didn't cast the Giga Slave in NEXT and all her friends are ded from coke. D:]