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Hahahahahahahaha, ohhhh man, this writing is horrible.... Awful awful awful! Here, have an example:
Yuffie (srsly, Yuffie?? That is a name I would give a video game character): "The Heartless are after you because of the keyblade, the Heartless, the Heartless, blah blah blah Heartless blah Heartless blah blah blah Heartless Heartless Heartless."
Sora (they should let you name your hero!): "The Heartless?"
Leon (see note below re: David): "Those without hearts."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this game is going to kill me! Seriously, who died at Disney and let crap like this get through?? Their movies may frequently be retarded now but at least the dialogue is usually better than this!
In related news, David Boreanaz is a dreadful voice actor. Up until him, the VAs were quite good.
Ok, ok, seriously. I may be a bit biased by switching abruptly to Square/Disney after heavy doses of Atlus. Sort of like trying to read Terry Brooks after binging on Gordon Dickson, or watching Spaceballs while thinking of Holy Grail. The one just does not set you up mentally for the other.
EEEEEEEEEE I know what level this game is at! It's not Grandia III, I knew it wasn't, but that was the closest I could come to (it's not a Beetle Hunter). SOLID SNAKE. This game is Metal Gear Solid level mockability! Oh, man. Hilariously bad (here plot (so far) and dialogue; Metal Gear dialogue and voice acting), and delicious because of it. Rich is trying to argue against it, claiming Metal Gear is more awesomer, but I stand by my pronouncement. This game inspires the same mirth in me as Metal Gear, and shall henceforth be known as Metal Gear Disney.
Yuffie (srsly, Yuffie?? That is a name I would give a video game character): "The Heartless are after you because of the keyblade, the Heartless, the Heartless, blah blah blah Heartless blah Heartless blah blah blah Heartless Heartless Heartless."
Sora (they should let you name your hero!): "The Heartless?"
Leon (see note below re: David): "Those without hearts."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this game is going to kill me! Seriously, who died at Disney and let crap like this get through?? Their movies may frequently be retarded now but at least the dialogue is usually better than this!
In related news, David Boreanaz is a dreadful voice actor. Up until him, the VAs were quite good.
Ok, ok, seriously. I may be a bit biased by switching abruptly to Square/Disney after heavy doses of Atlus. Sort of like trying to read Terry Brooks after binging on Gordon Dickson, or watching Spaceballs while thinking of Holy Grail. The one just does not set you up mentally for the other.
EEEEEEEEEE I know what level this game is at! It's not Grandia III, I knew it wasn't, but that was the closest I could come to (it's not a Beetle Hunter). SOLID SNAKE. This game is Metal Gear Solid level mockability! Oh, man. Hilariously bad (here plot (so far) and dialogue; Metal Gear dialogue and voice acting), and delicious because of it. Rich is trying to argue against it, claiming Metal Gear is more awesomer, but I stand by my pronouncement. This game inspires the same mirth in me as Metal Gear, and shall henceforth be known as Metal Gear Disney.