then there is the issue of chocolate...

Nov 28, 2006 00:23

“Inhabitants of Planet Houston. Slaves of Zod. It has come to my attention that many of you have been preparing to celebrate a human emotion known as ‘Love’. I have heard that this celebration is called ‘Valentine's Day’ and that it is filled with all sorts of unnecessary luxuries that I did not give you permission to enjoy…First there is the exchange of ‘flowers’, a most peculiar ritual…Why is it that you choose to give your loved ones the carcasses of befallen vegetation?…Then there is the issue of chocolate.”

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