Zombie Attack meme!!!
Zombie Attack!
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have -
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you
1) I'd have to say a large mallet or hammer of some available sort, maybe a croquet mallet, most likely yoinked straight from a nearby store. great for head-crushing zombie-bashing delight, easy enough to swing, light enough that it won't hurt my wrists, and heavy enough that the zombies' heads may pop off and roll merrily into the crowd of panic-stricken mall rats/preps.
2) hmm. my sick sense of humor says Zombie Jamboree, but I'd much rather have something like Rob Zombie's Dragula blasting for inspiration. it's more violent and chaotic sounding!
3) wow. I'd say Calix, because, as many of you know, he is the world's foremost expert on zombies, but he's not really "famous" yet past our local scene. barring that, I'd have to say Wil Smith. I mean, come on. have any of you SEEN "I Am Legend" !?! that man can kick the shit out of some freaky diseased undead zombie mo-fo's. and let's not forget Men In Black. he's got the resume to tackle some weird shit and come out unscathed, and hey, look, his partners generally survive too! :)
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have -
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you
1) I'd have to say a large mallet or hammer of some available sort, maybe a croquet mallet, most likely yoinked straight from a nearby store. great for head-crushing zombie-bashing delight, easy enough to swing, light enough that it won't hurt my wrists, and heavy enough that the zombies' heads may pop off and roll merrily into the crowd of panic-stricken mall rats/preps.
2) hmm. my sick sense of humor says Zombie Jamboree, but I'd much rather have something like Rob Zombie's Dragula blasting for inspiration. it's more violent and chaotic sounding!
3) wow. I'd say Calix, because, as many of you know, he is the world's foremost expert on zombies, but he's not really "famous" yet past our local scene. barring that, I'd have to say Wil Smith. I mean, come on. have any of you SEEN "I Am Legend" !?! that man can kick the shit out of some freaky diseased undead zombie mo-fo's. and let's not forget Men In Black. he's got the resume to tackle some weird shit and come out unscathed, and hey, look, his partners generally survive too! :)