Alison and I decided to put up Craigs list personal ads when we got drunk... it's been less than twenty four hours and I got 21 messages in reply (well twenty three two people sent two separate responses) I'm still wondering how this makes me feel hmmm...

Back at my >clean< apartment... relaxing w/ my new vinyl and a good book and gormet hot ( Read more... )

So as per usual a darkly introspective mood has driven me to writing a facebook entry, only this time I get to watch a chickflick and drink like a fish, so I guess that's a sign of growing up... or being an alcoholic spinster cliche... one day I'll find out which ( Read more... )

blargh... so I consumed a bunch of coffee to stay up to hopefully finish more of keith's outfit, but i have absolutely no focus and I want to sleep but can't. >jitter jitter< living zombie=me w/ icky feeling stomach... grr can someone spare an extra day for me ( Read more... )

weight: dunno (don't wanna know) alcohol units: 0 (v. good, but dunno what constitues a unit anyway) cigarettes smoked: 2 (v. v. bad... is one weird day does not mean I started smoking again ( Read more... )

I was in the worst mood ever, and I have been in this stupid mood for a while now... BUT FINALLY I feel that it has lifted! And it's all due to the worst movie I've seen in a while... SPIDERMAN THREE!! (which I knew was gonna suck) When that movie was over I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe... I couldn't stand up... and it hurt me to laugh, ( Read more... )

right now i can't think of anything to say that isn't horribly emo, except that I've been trying to figure out who I am... and since I found that I still don't know I started thinking about what I like... this is my list: Novelty items like lawn flamingos, giant toothbrushes and inflatable advertisements. Strange colors of hair, like my newly died ( Read more... )

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I promise (for real this time) that I can get back into the habit of writing in this thing ( Read more... )

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me ( Read more... )

Irony, sarcasm, satire indicate mockery of something or someone. The essential feature of irony is the indirect presentation of a contradiction between an action or expression and the context in which it occurs. In the figure of speech, emphasis is placed on the opposition between the literal and intended meaning of a statement; one thing is said ( Read more... )