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My rat finds my cleavage to be irresistable.
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I would put a quip about attracting only females. Or "motorboating? She's going for a cruiseline", but I'm too busy fending off inappropriate advances.
Plus side? Claw marks between my -er- assests were a lot harder to explain when I had a boyfriend.
I need to go camping with someone who will hold my hand by the fire after Luke goes to sleep. And doesn't mind claw marks on boobs. Or so the other night's waking-up dream claims. It was very convincing.
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I would put a quip about attracting only females. Or "motorboating? She's going for a cruiseline", but I'm too busy fending off inappropriate advances.
Plus side? Claw marks between my -er- assests were a lot harder to explain when I had a boyfriend.
I need to go camping with someone who will hold my hand by the fire after Luke goes to sleep. And doesn't mind claw marks on boobs. Or so the other night's waking-up dream claims. It was very convincing.