Reactions to my fohawk:

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My mom: (laughing) "You look like a Dr. Seuss character!"
Eric: "Nice."
Melissa: Did not notice for like the first five minutes or so (she was playing a video game.)
Mike: It's "more Tom" than my previous hairstyle.
Lunch Lady Julie: "That's awesome! The kids'll love it!"
Little Cara: Likes it this way.
My Grandma: "Him big chief!"
My baby nephew Justin: STARTED CRYING when he saw it.

Conclusion: Mixed results.

Wuv, Yer Mom