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Not in the mood to do anything productive. Therefore, have a picspam. (A mini-picspam, because he's only got two pages on Getty, but still.)
Once upon a time, Lee Sharpe played football. He was Not Crap, even when he was being molested by Sheffield Wednesday.
He also got touched by the King. Ooh, ahh, etc.
And he won things! And was jailbait. Tuh, Brucey, you corrupting influence you.
More getting-felt-up-by-older-men. He has lovely eyes and I am fascinated with his teeth. The reason for this will become more evident as this post continues.
I post this one because the spotty young Scot next to him is Ferguson Jr, and this amuses me.
Giggsy is Fashionable.
Just so you can see this better. Oh sweetheart.
Notice that as time goes on, Ryan's clothes get progressively less... early 90s. Which makes sense, obviously.
This does not stop that tie from being hysterical.
See? Getting better! Lee looks like a slightly more dangerous Becks here I think.
This celebration is awesome. And in the proper video of it you can see one of the security guards laughing at him, which delights me more than it should.
This photo is what made me stop and go "HOLY SHIT I WANT ONE". I... I like the slightly mad expression in his eyes. Yes, I know. I know.
LOOK HE HAS FANGS.
They should bring back the communal baths thing RIGHT NOW. Also I like how they stuck Giggsy in the back so his chest hair doesn't frighten anyone.
Being pretty with the FA Cup.
Being generally cool.
Occasionally he played for England. This is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
And then he cut off all his hair OH GOD WHY. On bright side, tongue.
Nothing can forgive going to Leeds and doing that to his hair though. Not even the fact that he was there at the same time Smudger started playing for the senior squad.
Seriously. It's REALLY BAD. And eww, Leeds. D:
And then he went to some other clubs with ugly kits and I was too lazy to save any of those photos anyway. Therefore, so as not to end this on Leeds, have him and Brucey with alcohol again.
THE END.
Once upon a time, Lee Sharpe played football. He was Not Crap, even when he was being molested by Sheffield Wednesday.
He also got touched by the King. Ooh, ahh, etc.
And he won things! And was jailbait. Tuh, Brucey, you corrupting influence you.
More getting-felt-up-by-older-men. He has lovely eyes and I am fascinated with his teeth. The reason for this will become more evident as this post continues.
I post this one because the spotty young Scot next to him is Ferguson Jr, and this amuses me.
Giggsy is Fashionable.
Just so you can see this better. Oh sweetheart.
Notice that as time goes on, Ryan's clothes get progressively less... early 90s. Which makes sense, obviously.
This does not stop that tie from being hysterical.
See? Getting better! Lee looks like a slightly more dangerous Becks here I think.
This celebration is awesome. And in the proper video of it you can see one of the security guards laughing at him, which delights me more than it should.
This photo is what made me stop and go "HOLY SHIT I WANT ONE". I... I like the slightly mad expression in his eyes. Yes, I know. I know.
LOOK HE HAS FANGS.
They should bring back the communal baths thing RIGHT NOW. Also I like how they stuck Giggsy in the back so his chest hair doesn't frighten anyone.
Being pretty with the FA Cup.
Being generally cool.
Occasionally he played for England. This is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
And then he cut off all his hair OH GOD WHY. On bright side, tongue.
Nothing can forgive going to Leeds and doing that to his hair though. Not even the fact that he was there at the same time Smudger started playing for the senior squad.
Seriously. It's REALLY BAD. And eww, Leeds. D:
And then he went to some other clubs with ugly kits and I was too lazy to save any of those photos anyway. Therefore, so as not to end this on Leeds, have him and Brucey with alcohol again.
THE END.