[At the start, he sounds groggy and tired.] Ugh. I feel kind of funny in the head...but I don't remember drinking or anything last night, so that's not it. Or, that is it and it was one hell of a party.I'd better not be sick. It feels like half of this fucking place has been sick over the last month, and I like my good health, thank you very much. ( Read more... )

Those chicks are smoking hot! Man, the milk maids and the dancers? They're gorgeous, all of them! I mean sure, they don't talk, but damn they are fine! Man, I thought this event was gonna blow with all of the birds and cows crowding everywhere, but this isn't so bad ( Read more... )

This is fucking awesome. 'Bout time this place gave us some fun! It's been a hell of a long time since I was at a water park anyway. Not since I was a kid. Kinda makes me miss Lucy more though. Damn, I wish she'd show up here. What's taking her so long...?

Hey, I wonder if there's any trick to these slides to make to slip down them even faster? ( Read more... )

...Woah. Talk about trippy.

But hey, good call, Wonderland! This seems pretty mellow compared to, oh, I don't know, the last several things that have happened to us. A little walk on the ceiling never hurt anyone, am I right?

Man, looking out the windows is so fucking weird.

[Accidental video post. Max's entire room has become something like this, and Max can be seen in the marsh, up to his waist, dressed as a solider, carrying weaponry, and looking pale as a ghost, with wide, frightened eyes.]

...What. What am I doing here? W-Where's the mansion? ...Little man?[He seems to be alone, even though he's clearly been ( Read more... )

[Voice post]
So. Good news is I figured out how to post on this thing by just talking into it. Good job, futuristic technology! But the bad news is I need it because I can't move my hand.

Ow ow ow, fuck man, this hurts. What the hell is this? My head is killing me and I can barely move my right hand at all. And what is this black shit coming out ( Read more... )

What is this. What the hell is this ( Read more... )

I do believe I could have lived without waking up like that this morning. Dear god I have never been so fucking disgusted and horrified in my entire god damned life. Who the hell is this creep?

Hey - Manison? I'd like my good looks back. Like right now. This is not funny ( Read more... )