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Hieji! What is the meaning of this! Were you brought up by pixies? You should ask before inviting anyone into this house. I have dangerous enemies, if they find this place...
So, you must tell me who that impeccably dressed boy is. I need to know where he shops, you see, I can't find anything decent here for myself. The one you had over for lunch? You know, messy dark brown hair, mischievous grin? That one. Have him over more often.
Also, don't leave messes for me to clean! *is a worse culprit for the crime due to lack of house elves*