Title: Harry Potter and the Impossible Drunk
Author: dracogotgame
Warning(s): Wee bit of drunk groping
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 1,300
Summary: Draco is an exhausting, annoying, impossible drunk. But Harry knows how to handle him.
Author's notes: Written for shiftylinguini's adorable prompt for terrible drunk!Draco at dracomalfoy. This was fun, I hope you enjoy it even though I ( Read more... )

Title: Harry's Special Christmas
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 2,000
Warning(s): Slight flangst
Author's notes: Written for slythindor100's Christmas Challenge: Mince meat pies, red and green cocktails and champagne. Also written for dracoharry100's Christmas Challenge: awkward, uncomfortable work party
Summary: The Minister is missing from the Christmas Party. Draco is not ( Read more... )

Title: Barkley
Rating: PG 13
Warning(s): (Humorous and totally non serious) suggestion of infidelity
Word Count: 700
Author's notes: Written for slythindor100's Prompts: Puppy with a Santa Hat, Cookies.
Summary: Draco wakes up to a strange bloke in his bed.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.
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Title: Thanks for all the Fish #2
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 1095
Warning(s): Slight flangst
Author's notes: Written for hogwarts365 Prompt 43: Australia, Just listen to this song and smile. Follow up to Thanks for all The Fish.
Summary: Harry doesn't show up. Draco is upset.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.

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Title: Thanks for all the Fish
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 730
Warning(s): Slight flangst
Author's notes: Written for hogwarts365 Prompt 42. See if you can catch the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy references!
Summary: Harry latest break up with Ginny gives him food for thought.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.

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Title: Draco's Defender
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 365
Summary: Harry is out to defend Draco's virtue. And with good reason.
Author's notes: Written for hogwarts365 Challenge #27. Prompt: Drunk!Harry
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.

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Title: Veritaserum Drunk
Author: dracogotgame
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,700
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction created for fun and no profit has been made. Rights belong to the respective creators.
Additional Disclaimer: Some dialogues and the general theme were inspired from an episode of How I Met Your Mother.
Notes: Written for the February Prompt: ( Read more... )

Title: The Ham Heist
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,100 (approx)
Summary: Draco shows up at Harry's door on Christmas, with ham and a story.
Author's note: Written for slythindor100's Early Bird Challenge, Prompt #1: Christmas Dinner (Ham, mostly) and #19: Festive Cocktails. Also written for dracoharry100's Christmas Challenge, Prompts 21: Alone on Yule Night, 18: Christmas ( Read more... )

Title: The Shoe Incident
Word Count: 365
Rating: PG 13
Summary: Ron took Draco's shoes. The fiend.
Author's notes: Written for hogwarts365 prompt 5: "Draco, I really hate you when you're drunk"
Disclaimer: Do not own Harry Potter.

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Title: Operation Tear-Potter-A-New-One Initiated
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 3,000
Summary: The boys (finally) meander their way over to their last and final victim.
Author's notes: Part 6 of the Harry Potter Totally Sucks verse.
Disclaimer: Faffing about. Do not own Harry Potter.

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