Draco's Ditty

Jan 08, 2014 14:53

Title: Draco's Ditty
Word Count: 365
Rating: R
Warnings: Spanking, Bad Poetry
Summary: Draco is a creative little bugger
Author's notes: Written for hogwarts365 Prompt 17: A king with no crown, Cho Chang and Spanking.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.


Weasley is our king
A king who has no crown
The Quaffle flies and everyone cries
The Weasel’s going down.

Draco was humming while doing the dishes. Harry grinned. His boyfriend hadn’t noticed him yet. Harry prowled over silently. Draco continued singing, oblivious of the danger behind him.

Weasley is our king
The greatest king we’ve ever seen
He looks his best in a pretty dress
Maybe Weasley is a queen.

Harry bit his lip to quell his laughter. Say what you will about Draco, he was definitely entertaining. After a series of awkward and uncomfortable encounters with both Cho and Ginny in his school years, Harry had almost given up on having fun in a relationship. Then Draco had come along. Harry had been entertained ever since.

He was being entertained right now.

He sidled over and wrapped an arm around Draco’s waist. His boyfriend gasped in alarm and nearly dropped the dish. Harry tightened his hold. “Very creative,” he murmured, nipping at Draco’s earlobe. “You get better every day.”

“I didn’t hear you come in,” Draco replied.

“And I suppose you think it’s funny to make up nasty songs about my friends when I’m not around?”

Draco huffed petulantly, trying to extricate himself. “It’s a free country.”

Harry grinned and nipped at the dip of his shoulder, eliciting another gasp from Draco. “Say that again?”

Draco keened and renewed his struggles. “I won’t do it again,” he offered reluctantly.

“No, you won’t,” Harry replied. “Because next time, you’ll remember the sound spanking I’m about to give you.”

“You wouldn’t dare!”

Harry responded by settling in a chair, dragging Draco down on his lap. His cock twitched in anticipation as Draco came without a struggle, raising his arse in invitation.

“Do your worst,” he challenged, with a haughty lift of his chin.

Harry raised his hand and dealt a sharp smack to Draco’s bottom.

****
Harry woke up the next morning, blinking as he noticed something scribbled on his chest.

What the…? Harry squinted as he tried to read the message.

Potter is a brute
He smacked my arse, the lout
Oh by the way, I just wanted to say
This ink will not come out.

spanking, oneshot, fluff, harry, humour, hogwarts365, draco, revenge, established, drarry

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