Rumours and Wagers
Title: Rumours and Wagers
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Summary: There's a rumour going around...
Author's notes: Written for dracoharry100's Challenge 327: Rumour Has It.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.
“Potter, be reasonable. Pull down your pants!”
“No.”
“Please?”
“No!”
“Rumour has it you’re hung like a hippogriff. I simply wish to protect my investment.”
“Investment? You started that betting pool?!”
“I can neither confirm nor deny that I have two hundred riding on your pet alligator.”
“Malfoy!”
“Oh, come on! What will it take for you to show me your Firebolt?”
“Dinner! At least!”
“Then you’ll show me Potter Junior?”
“…maybe.”
“I’ll pick you up at seven.”
“You set this whole thing up for an excuse to ask me out, didn’t you?”
“I can neither confirm nor deny that.”
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Summary: There's a rumour going around...
Author's notes: Written for dracoharry100's Challenge 327: Rumour Has It.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.
“Potter, be reasonable. Pull down your pants!”
“No.”
“Please?”
“No!”
“Rumour has it you’re hung like a hippogriff. I simply wish to protect my investment.”
“Investment? You started that betting pool?!”
“I can neither confirm nor deny that I have two hundred riding on your pet alligator.”
“Malfoy!”
“Oh, come on! What will it take for you to show me your Firebolt?”
“Dinner! At least!”
“Then you’ll show me Potter Junior?”
“…maybe.”
“I’ll pick you up at seven.”
“You set this whole thing up for an excuse to ask me out, didn’t you?”
“I can neither confirm nor deny that.”