Yep. Definitely not in Kansas.

[dr_spengler]

I received a flier today for a feast. They're serving orc, it says. I'm fairly certain that creature who welcomed me here WAS an orc, from what I've been able to learn of the indiginous fauna of this region. Which means, they plan on eating intelligent beings

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[pallando]

Hello hello.

*waves protest sign* Strange person who comes from unknown lands but sounds Rohirric! Join me in my protest against inhumane treaments against innocent orckind. WE SHOULD LOVE NOT HATE!

[dr_spengler]

*Peers at sign* What does that say? I knew I should have been studying more of the indigenous languages.

Uh...isn't there someone we can appeal to in order to get a trial going? Maybe some media we can bring this to the attention of? In my experience picketing's not terribly effective with only two picketers.

[pallando]

'Orcs are not the other white meat'

Gwaihir, I guess. But he's gone. SO. I will have to uncan some wizard whup-ass on them.

Or throw red paint at them. TWO PEOPLE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! FOR TWO IS MORE THEN ONE! AND MORE THEN ONE IS MANY!

[dr_spengler]

*nervously* Uh, sure. Got another sign? You sure we can't find some more protesters, at least? Or maybe some sort of federal agency?

((Thinking: Well, at least it'll get me near the cage so I can talk to the orc. And maybe the blue fella can keep any guards distracted for me...))

[pallando]

*whips out three signs* You may choose between: "Eat Tofu. Not Orc", "FASCIST OPPRESOR SCUM" and "Orcs are our greasy friends".

I'm sure two is enough. But I have faith the eagles will see the faults of their ways and join us in protest.

[dr_spengler]

*picks the tofu one* I hope you're right. I'm not sure my medical insurance will cover "partially eaten by large carnivorous talking bird".