OK, for starters *everything* that I posted on April Fool's was on the level. No bullshit, here ( Read more... )

..It's Christmas time when our eyes bleed!

Sunday evening was damp and very foggy - a perfect time for an impromptu Tacky Light Tour! Living in the outer suburbs of Atlanta - the native habitat of the southern redneck has taught the doctor the joy of OVER done Holiday decorations! We're talking mega-light conglomerations, weird Baby Jesus and ( Read more... )

The Mullet-Man

I haven't gotten a haircut in nearly a 1/2 year. My long, wildly curly grey locks were good for Dragon*con and Halloween costumes (as the Mad Monk and/or a MAD Scientist) - but those times are past. I had gone beyond the look in my icon, and now sported a weird looking Mullet. Yes, I was becoming a Mullet-head, a favorite hair ( Read more... )

A Nobel Prize worthy Redneck Onion Cure-allI have a friend that loves to distribute half-baked truths, Over-the-top anti-Obama/Democrat conspiracies and other nonsensical crap. Today's special was some sort of odd-ball medicinal effect of onions and the flu. However, weren't NOT talking about eating them - but more along the lines of scaring off ( Read more... )

And the Redneck "Tard" of the Year Award goes to..

Only in Northern Georgia do you find such fine, upstanding, lab-grade examples of redneck stupidity. As heard on the local news, our 'hero' not only steals $25,000 worth of furniture/goods from his neighbor - but then tries to sell it in a yard sale!Amazingly *Bold* and stupid even for one these ( Read more... )

Or, when doing something NICE blows up in your faceRemember the post I made earlier today about the big neighborhood party? Well, back on Wednesday afternoon a van pulled in the driveway and a couple big burly guys got out. They were members of the Atlanta Police Department and they wanted to ask permission to use the grassy field next to the ( Read more... )

Beware - the Moon!

Friday night I and the other astro-stooges went to the movies as part of my belated b-day celebration. After some modest debate - we went to see the Wallace and Grommet flick - The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. This was pretty amusing, weird-assed flick with lots of basic sight-gags, random strangeness and slyly disguised adult ( Read more... )