I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

[dr_liliripes]

I know Puddin' wouldn't leave me more than I can handle, not on purpose...

Especially not on Christmas, and New Year's and everything.

I wonder where he is.

I hope he's all right. I worry about him lying in a gutter somewhere, hurt and alone and I'm not helping him and I feel so guiltyHe didn't leave me any food or money or anything, which is

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[mr_nygma]

Creeper would leave you food.

[dr_liliripes]

Yeah, that he chewed for me first. No, thanks.

[mr_nygma]

He's only thinking about preserving your teeth. Do they really need all that wear and tear and exercise? Don't you want them when you're 100?

[dr_liliripes]

Not if I havta swap saliva with that big, yellow... banana-lookin'... guy.

What's your point, Eddie?

[mr_nygma]

I'm sure he would be happy enough to simply watch you from afar.

Must there always be a point, Harley?

[dr_liliripes]

No, he wouldn't. You ever been licked by him? Eurgh.

If there's no point, I have some purple ties to iron, so... yeah.

[mr_nygma]

I CAN'T LIE I ADMIT IT I SHIP YOU TWO

[dr_liliripes]

.....WHY. JUST.... WHY.

[mr_nygma]

Because I can manipulate it into happening and it's far more satisfying than Sims 3.

[dr_liliripes]

Yeah, and I can manipulate you into quacking like a duck. Nice try, Eds.

[mr_nygma]

[dr_liliripes]

Well... I do like white fa-

NOT EVEN, EDWARD.

[mr_nygma]

Would Joker ball your socks for you?

[dr_liliripes]

....He doesn't know how to ball socks. He says I'm really good at it, and that he doesn't want to interfere.

[mr_nygma]

If he really loved you, he'd learn for you. Pooh.

[dr_liliripes]

He's a genius! He's too busy to learn insignificant, asinine, stupid things like that!