I wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

[dr_liliripes]

I know Puddin' wouldn't leave me more than I can handle, not on purpose...

Especially not on Christmas, and New Year's and everything.

I wonder where he is.

I hope he's all right. I worry about him lying in a gutter somewhere, hurt and alone and I'm not helping him and I feel so guiltyHe didn't leave me any food or money or anything, which is

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[mr_nygma]

[dr_liliripes]

Well... I do like white fa-

NOT EVEN, EDWARD.

[mr_nygma]

Would Joker ball your socks for you?

[dr_liliripes]

....He doesn't know how to ball socks. He says I'm really good at it, and that he doesn't want to interfere.

[mr_nygma]

If he really loved you, he'd learn for you. Pooh.

[dr_liliripes]

He's a genius! He's too busy to learn insignificant, asinine, stupid things like that!

[mr_nygma]

Busy buggering metas and sodomizing Greeks, amirite?

[dr_liliripes]

Well... well, I don't know what he's busy at right now... but I'm sure he's not sodomizing anybody. He told me I'm the only one for him. So there!

[mr_nygma]

How do you feel about accountability?

[dr_liliripes]

I've never been much for math.

[mr_nygma]

You're almost precious.

[dr_liliripes]

Almost??

You're obviously just jealous because he has me and you don't.

[mr_nygma]

Don't be silly. We both know submissive clowns aren't my style.

[ace_0f_knaves]

How about dominant clowns?

[mr_nygma]

NO