so I was at work the other day.....and I broke my boss's finger.

when they said dont mix beer and liquor, did they mean dont pour a beer in a 3/4 gone whiskey bottle? probably not, but the rule applies nonetheless.

Gordon Freeman.

i molest stuffed monkeys.

drunk, ok its late, and i got class in about 4 hours. The walk home from the holtel sucked hardcore ass. i shuould sleep now otherwise i migtht die tomorrow. goodbye wednesday, hello thursday.

I was watching Full House 3 minutes ago and Michelle was spending her first night in a real bed. As Uncle Jessie was leaving the room, she said "Uncle Jessie your not leaving me are you" and he responded "the first night in your new bed, of course not". So he sat down next to her and she gently touched his cheek and said "Uncle Jessie, I love you ( Read more... )

Monday is not my favorite day of the week.
"Thats the first thing I tell people when i meet them. Hello, my name is Mike and I can draw plants."