And indeed I am. Last night I had the strangest dream about like....a scenario that is POSSIBLE IRL but HIGHLY unlikely. This is what I get for staying up late looking for torrents for things Arashi members have been in. (I WILL SEE AIBA ACT, COME HELL OR HIGH WATER!) But yeah this is REALLY cracked out fandom so read at your own risk.
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So the dream was like this... )