WE CAN'T STOP HERE, IT'S MEME COUNTRY.
So, I'm catching up on over 400 old posts that I've missed. GIVE ME A MINUTE. And, among them, eleventybillion memes. Here are three that I actually wanted to do. :P
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
o1. Turn to Stone In My Pants
o2. Tell Me Something Good In My Pants
o3. For the Longest Time In My Pants
o4. Everything You Want In My Pants
o5. Ten Years Gone In My Pants
o6. Can't Do Without You In My Pants
o7. I'm Burning For You In My Pants
o8. Queer In My Pants Oh, hai, dutchesschaotic.
o9. Shoot the Moon In My Pants
10. A Lack of Color In My Pants
11. Love Train In My Pants OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD, WINNNN. I'M GIGGLING TO MYSELF IN PANERA.
12. Piece of My Heart In My Pants ...that's just kinda sad.
13. Two Worlds In My Pants
14. Move Along In My Pants
15. Winter Wonderland In My Pants ...brrrrrrr.
This meme reinforces that a) I am, in fact, a twelve year old boy, b) I have a dirty mind, and c) I need more music.
Ganked from melloniel.
1. My username is ______ because ______.
My username is "douxquemiel" because it was the AIM handle I made my freshman year in college. I had a really, REALLY old AIM handle I wanted to dump, and I had started taking French again, so I figured I'd use French for the name. It means (roughly translated), "sweet as honey". Technically I think it means "sweet that honey", but WHATEVER. I'M SWEET, MOTHERFUCKER. Ahem.
2. My name is _____ because ______.
My name is "Twitchy Around the Edges" because I am. Twitchy. Around the Edges. XD
3. My journal is titled ____ because ______.
The title is "if i were going to pray" and the subtitle is "it would have been then". They're from the Bones Episode, Aliens in a Spaceship. It's from the end of the episode when Temperance and Booth are in church, and she is telling him when she would have prayed, were she to pray. When I put up the B/B header, I wanted the titles to relate to Bones, hence the quote. Also, I like the idea that prayer is subjective, personal, and not something you turn off or on. Oh, Tempe and her faithless heart. XD
4. My friends page is called ____ because ______.
Friends page is called "...that's my girl". It's from Bones again, this time when Booth asks if Professor Stires gave her a B. She said "I never got a B and I never will." and Booth smiles at her and says "That's my girl." And, well, my friends list is as awesome as Bones is. So y'all don't get B's. :P
5. My default userpic is ____ because ______.
Because I needed a Bones userpic (whee, theme!), and one that is black and white, and they are too damn cute. *smishes*
Word Meme. I think this is supposed to show regional differences or something. *shrug*
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
Stream
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Cart
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Metal?? Uh. Lunchbox?
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Pan
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Couch or Sofa
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gutter. AKA: where my brain resides.
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Porch.
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Soda or seltzer.
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Pancake.
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Sub, short for submarine.
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Swim trunks.
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Sneakers.
13. Putting a room in order.
Cleaning up.
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly.
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Gross. How the hell do I know?
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
See-saw.
17. How do you eat your pizza?
As often as possible. With garlic powder and parmesan cheese, and then from the cheese to the crust. With my mouth.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Garage sale.
19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner.
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Basement.
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Bubbler or water fountain.
1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you LOL.
o1. Turn to Stone In My Pants
o2. Tell Me Something Good In My Pants
o3. For the Longest Time In My Pants
o4. Everything You Want In My Pants
o5. Ten Years Gone In My Pants
o6. Can't Do Without You In My Pants
o7. I'm Burning For You In My Pants
o8. Queer In My Pants Oh, hai, dutchesschaotic.
o9. Shoot the Moon In My Pants
10. A Lack of Color In My Pants
11. Love Train In My Pants OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD, WINNNN. I'M GIGGLING TO MYSELF IN PANERA.
12. Piece of My Heart In My Pants ...that's just kinda sad.
13. Two Worlds In My Pants
14. Move Along In My Pants
15. Winter Wonderland In My Pants ...brrrrrrr.
This meme reinforces that a) I am, in fact, a twelve year old boy, b) I have a dirty mind, and c) I need more music.
Ganked from melloniel.
1. My username is ______ because ______.
My username is "douxquemiel" because it was the AIM handle I made my freshman year in college. I had a really, REALLY old AIM handle I wanted to dump, and I had started taking French again, so I figured I'd use French for the name. It means (roughly translated), "sweet as honey". Technically I think it means "sweet that honey", but WHATEVER. I'M SWEET, MOTHERFUCKER. Ahem.
2. My name is _____ because ______.
My name is "Twitchy Around the Edges" because I am. Twitchy. Around the Edges. XD
3. My journal is titled ____ because ______.
The title is "if i were going to pray" and the subtitle is "it would have been then". They're from the Bones Episode, Aliens in a Spaceship. It's from the end of the episode when Temperance and Booth are in church, and she is telling him when she would have prayed, were she to pray. When I put up the B/B header, I wanted the titles to relate to Bones, hence the quote. Also, I like the idea that prayer is subjective, personal, and not something you turn off or on. Oh, Tempe and her faithless heart. XD
4. My friends page is called ____ because ______.
Friends page is called "...that's my girl". It's from Bones again, this time when Booth asks if Professor Stires gave her a B. She said "I never got a B and I never will." and Booth smiles at her and says "That's my girl." And, well, my friends list is as awesome as Bones is. So y'all don't get B's. :P
5. My default userpic is ____ because ______.
Because I needed a Bones userpic (whee, theme!), and one that is black and white, and they are too damn cute. *smishes*
Word Meme. I think this is supposed to show regional differences or something. *shrug*
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
Stream
2. What the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Cart
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Metal?? Uh. Lunchbox?
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Pan
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Couch or Sofa
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gutter. AKA: where my brain resides.
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Porch.
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Soda or seltzer.
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Pancake.
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Sub, short for submarine.
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Swim trunks.
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Sneakers.
13. Putting a room in order.
Cleaning up.
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly.
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Gross. How the hell do I know?
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
See-saw.
17. How do you eat your pizza?
As often as possible. With garlic powder and parmesan cheese, and then from the cheese to the crust. With my mouth.
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Garage sale.
19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner.
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Basement.
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Bubbler or water fountain.