Because
Chickball is awesome and I read it regularly (HAH,
sarcasticpixie), I give you The Countdown:
Boston Red Sox Countdown
Pitchers and catchers report: 17 days
First workout: 18 days
Position players report: 21 days
First full workout: 22 days
First spring training game: 28 days
First regular season game: 61 days
Opening day at Fenway: 69 motherfucking days.
...and for now, I will watch the Super Bowl on my sweetie's birthday, while wearing my brand new Bruschi Jersey (it came!! The larger size came!!). Um, go Bears?