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I almost wish I was making this up...
Doug's up 1-0 count. I say to my mom, ready he's gonna get a 3-0 count and then take strike one. The fifth pitch will be a fastball, middle-in, which Doug the Stud hits to centerfield for a homerun.
Let me tell you that's exactly what happened, in case you didn't already know.
I legit do this ALL the time. I've done it many times, and not just for homeruns. It's like I can predict the game. I can't do it all the time, but usually when I do, that's what happens. And I'm specific too, like "fastball, middle-in" it's pretty specific, and not just a homerun, "centerfield for a homerun", and considering Doug is a straight up pull hitter, to say he's gonna go to center for the bomb is rather specific.
It's a strange fucking talent I have, and unless you can see it in action, it's difficult to understand.
Okay, back to watching baseball and playoff hockey.
Doug's up 1-0 count. I say to my mom, ready he's gonna get a 3-0 count and then take strike one. The fifth pitch will be a fastball, middle-in, which Doug the Stud hits to centerfield for a homerun.
Let me tell you that's exactly what happened, in case you didn't already know.
I legit do this ALL the time. I've done it many times, and not just for homeruns. It's like I can predict the game. I can't do it all the time, but usually when I do, that's what happens. And I'm specific too, like "fastball, middle-in" it's pretty specific, and not just a homerun, "centerfield for a homerun", and considering Doug is a straight up pull hitter, to say he's gonna go to center for the bomb is rather specific.
It's a strange fucking talent I have, and unless you can see it in action, it's difficult to understand.
Okay, back to watching baseball and playoff hockey.