I'm half-ass trying to learn slight of hand magic tricks. So far I can fool puppies.

I think that applying at Little Italy must be a bit like playing Limbo.

The employees they had tonight were able to slide under even those lowest bar of competency.

"CNN Student News" just asked a trivia question: "who is the only president to have served more than two terms?" This is probably one of those questions that says more than most statements. Maybe every American need not know the answer. -But how can one not? It was multiple choice btw. The answer is not Washington, Taft, or Clinton ( Read more... )

As trite and absurd as I think it is; nonetheless, I feel that many of the things that pass through my head only do so because I selected philosophy as my major in college. In a Chicken v. Egg dilemma, I wonder to what degree the inclination towards those thoughts caused me to major in philosophy in the first place. Invariably, I -at some point- ( Read more... )

who are these dumb mother fuckers judging America's Best Dance Crew? God damn... MTV and VH1 have actually gotten stupider as I've gotten older. They haven't remained the same as my standards have gone up... they've actually gotten stupider. *sigh*

I feel like getting into trouble right now... someone tell me better...

Some people say Window's Vista sucks ( Read more... )

I feel that the need for privacy from the government really does come from an objection to the idea that "if you're not doing anything wrong then you don't have anything to hide ( Read more... )

I just did $900 in sales without a POS. /dance. woot

Maybe I was never that passionate about philosophy or religion, but I feel particularly disconnected from disciplines. So much hinges on language ( Read more... )

I miss women. Maybe it's being in a long long term relationship, but I seem to have lost -at least grown apart- from all my good female friends ( Read more... )