I ain't no hollaback girl
Last night I received a message on Myspace from "therealjazz". Now, normally I don't broadcast messages that people send me but, if you're going to write something ridiculous I reserve the right to post it on the internet.
The message read as follows:
subject: hi
so i was just surfin myspace. and saw you were still up. care to chat a lil?
if so here girl
mikeovernite@hotmail.com
or maybe swap pics?
got a big cock
I hate messages like this. Do you really think I'm going to be inticed enough by promises of your big cock to share naked photos of myself on the internet? If I was really interested I think I'd show more cleavage in my public myspace photos. There'd be some choice photos of me lounging in my underwear with a pouty expression on my face, and I'd list my interests as "boys and fucking" or something, except I'd spell it all wrong and use capital letters in the wrong places, so it would read "bOyZzZZ AnD pHucKInNn" because that's how people know you're a free spirited party girl.
Normally I ignore messages like this, but upon visiting therealjazz's myspace I noticed that he discusses in great detail the importance of having a sense of humour, so I wrote back:
subject: re: got a big cock
how convenient. So do I.
I hope he gets a good laugh over that. If anyone is interested in talking to him about his big cock, his myspace is http://www.myspace.com/mikecheslock. He's ninety-nine years old, a proud parent, and has a sense of humour.
The message read as follows:
subject: hi
so i was just surfin myspace. and saw you were still up. care to chat a lil?
if so here girl
mikeovernite@hotmail.com
or maybe swap pics?
got a big cock
I hate messages like this. Do you really think I'm going to be inticed enough by promises of your big cock to share naked photos of myself on the internet? If I was really interested I think I'd show more cleavage in my public myspace photos. There'd be some choice photos of me lounging in my underwear with a pouty expression on my face, and I'd list my interests as "boys and fucking" or something, except I'd spell it all wrong and use capital letters in the wrong places, so it would read "bOyZzZZ AnD pHucKInNn" because that's how people know you're a free spirited party girl.
Normally I ignore messages like this, but upon visiting therealjazz's myspace I noticed that he discusses in great detail the importance of having a sense of humour, so I wrote back:
subject: re: got a big cock
how convenient. So do I.
I hope he gets a good laugh over that. If anyone is interested in talking to him about his big cock, his myspace is http://www.myspace.com/mikecheslock. He's ninety-nine years old, a proud parent, and has a sense of humour.