I just want to say thank you to the man who saved my boyfriend's peanuts from an untimely demise

[doublebeddreams]

I was sitting on the floor at a large mall in downtown Tel Aviv (probably the ugliest and dirtiest mall outside of the third world I have ever been to) using my laptop and borrowing power because my computer was almost out when some guy passes me and says something in Hebrew. I thought he was telling me to stop using the malls power or something. I told him I didnt speak Hebrew and he said in English- you computer, its not good on your peanuts. Peanuts? I inquired? Penis, he repeated more clearly. I said thanks and moved the laptop away from my penis. Just a nice middle aged man on his way somewhere with a friend who wanted to save my penis from near certain destruction by my computer. He was totally non-creepy or weird. Its good to know that strangers are looking out for the health of my penis.

--by contributing writer Kevin (AKA my boyfriend)