The triumphant return

[double_nomsalot]

Name: Zetsu
Age: 23
Position: Chef

What have you been doing while the store has been closed?
Shortly after the closing, I took a part-time job at a local garden center. But after that incident with the clippers However, I found the work not to my liking - the abuse the staff inflicted on the camellias was a travesty - and soon quit.

Place wasn'

Comments

[bloodwithcoffee]

Just name it after yourself, seriously. Since you made it, and all.

Does it have mood-swings, too?

[double_nomsalot]

No, I named the carnivorous delphinium after myself. Anything more would be vanity.

Flowers don't have moods, Hidan.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Well, whatever, then.

Don't they? I heard from some chick that they can sense emotions and shit. It'd be logical they had them, too. Hell if I know.

[double_nomsalot]

Sensing emotion and having it are two very different things.

...Since when do you think logically?

[bloodwithcoffee]

That's bullshit. You can't really understand something that you never experienced.

It's a pastime of mine, nothing serious.

[double_nomsalot]

Perhaps you should ask the flowers?

Good. I was worried someone had replaced you while we were all away.

[bloodwithcoffee]

I refuse to talk to plants.

Good things never change.

[double_nomsalot]

Why? Because you can't annoy them?

If you were logical, you might actually be dangerous. Incredible how nature self-corrects to prevent its own destruction.

[bloodwithcoffee]

No. Because it's fucking stupid to do that.

There you go. I'm perfect.