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[dotiwana]

He lit the cigar and rolled the car window open. It squeaked as he slowly opened it. He let out a long trail of smoke and looked at the car next to him. There were two girls and they seemed to be smiling at him. Smiling back, he leaned out of his beat up Ford Explorer. They began to talk to each other and laugh whenever they looked at him. He smiled at the thought of two girls trying to get his attention especially when he was driving a 1987 Ford Explorer. Maybe it was his new haircut or even the fact that he smoked cigars. "I didn't know cigars got so much attention." he thought to himself. Suddenly what seemed to be a shower of water hit him in the face. His cigar nearly fell out of his mouth. More surprised than angry, he watched as they turned off the wipers and continued to laugh. They were now laughing hysterically. A moment later they left as their lead light turned green, leaving him behind with a bad haircut and a cigar hanging from his mouth.

Sorta true but kinda an accident when it happened...
(slightly exaggerated as usual)