May 12, 2004 15:52
At this moment he regretted his job more than ever. Not only was it embarrassing but now he was being hit with rolled up posters. They laughed as he tried to get away but the giant fuzzy cartoon costume he was wearing didnt let him get far. There were more children coming now, the posters tightly gripped in their hands. There was only one logical thing to do. He dropped the bag of posters he was handing out and waddled away.
True story, slightly exaggerated.