it's the holidays, it's okay to demand things
So how do I celebrate the holidays besides drinking cheap whiskey, drunk dialing ex boyfriends and forgetting to light my menorah?
by updating my Wish List of course!
If you make more money then me (I made $140 this week) and I have had an LJ post that has made you laugh at least once, then I suggest you get me something. If you make less then me and still want to buy me something, The Pillowman is like.. 8 bucks here.
If you want to get me something and someone has already bought me The Pillowman, then I like scented candles and gift cards to places where I can buy coffee, books and furniture I have to put together myself.
If you want to send me a card then bug me and I'll reluctantly give you my address. Everyone else who IS getting a present might have to wait because at due to the slowness of work, I'm sending out like... one fucking present a week here.
Unless you are a co-worker like ddrsensei and catsonmars where our boss organized a Secret Santa so we could all get gifts and that will be your present and you can get your weezer snuggy.
If I have not sent you a present this year and you are hurt and planned on makeing a friends locked lj post over this, then I invite you to come to my party because I will make up for my treatment of you by giving you a lot of alcohol because that's what broke friends to do one and other my friends.
I also offer you this picture of my boss's Shannon's new puppy Zoey. (oh. and Shannon's doctor told her she was cancer free so it is a very merry Christmas indeed to not deal with cancer anymore. Lucky Shannon. No more cancer AND a puppy.)
by updating my Wish List of course!
If you make more money then me (I made $140 this week) and I have had an LJ post that has made you laugh at least once, then I suggest you get me something. If you make less then me and still want to buy me something, The Pillowman is like.. 8 bucks here.
If you want to get me something and someone has already bought me The Pillowman, then I like scented candles and gift cards to places where I can buy coffee, books and furniture I have to put together myself.
If you want to send me a card then bug me and I'll reluctantly give you my address. Everyone else who IS getting a present might have to wait because at due to the slowness of work, I'm sending out like... one fucking present a week here.
Unless you are a co-worker like ddrsensei and catsonmars where our boss organized a Secret Santa so we could all get gifts and that will be your present and you can get your weezer snuggy.
If I have not sent you a present this year and you are hurt and planned on makeing a friends locked lj post over this, then I invite you to come to my party because I will make up for my treatment of you by giving you a lot of alcohol because that's what broke friends to do one and other my friends.
I also offer you this picture of my boss's Shannon's new puppy Zoey. (oh. and Shannon's doctor told her she was cancer free so it is a very merry Christmas indeed to not deal with cancer anymore. Lucky Shannon. No more cancer AND a puppy.)