The internet hates me. >:U

Jun 27, 2006 21:31

[mood |
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[music | Rancid ♥ "Ruby Soho" ]

I made pretzels from scratch and they're yummy.

Today's my mom's birthday. Woot.

I've been drawing random comics on Hunter's magnadoodle, except no one in my family gets them, because it's mostly poking fun at the scene. I'm thinking about putting them on paper and starting a webcomic (cuz, y'know... all the cool kids are doing it these days).





Sam Goody's going out of business and the only CDs they had left was a whole rack of 75 cent Scott Stapp CDs. This made us giggle.







Ben's Abercrombie photo shoot.
It's our mission to one day get kicked out of A&F, but all the salespeople are too afraid to talk to us.



Mitch fucking Hedberg.
He'd be proud.



One escalator was temporarily stairs, but this one was temporarily DANGEROUS!



Hahaha... oh man, Shmurf would be pissed if I told you the story behind this.



I took off my shoes and made patterns in the rain on the sidewalk outside the mall. Then some dick with a stroller ruined it.



Look at Shmurf's new Adeline hoddie! She got a tee shirt too. Yay Billie Joe's clothing line.



We were dancing in the rain!



Ben said something weird/gross when he took this one I think. I don't know why we were so afraid of him taking a picture.



I stole Steve's stylish work hat. I'm a fashionista, yo!



Section One: Looks

How would you personally describe yourself, without using any labels?
--Physical description? I'm tall and chunky, and I have blue eyes. I usually wear a skirt and some sort of band tee shirt. And yay for color coordination.

If you HAD to fit into any stereotype, what would it be?
--I've got too much of my own opinions to be a scene queen, so I'm more of a hippie.

What kind of clothes fill your wardrobe?
--EVERYTHING. A lot of thrift store and rummage sale clothes. Stuff I made, and a few overpriced things from the mall.

How many pairs of trousers (pants) do you own?
--A lot, but the only ones I ever wear is a pair of plain blue jeans and my black and grey Tripp pants. I'm a skirt girl.

How many skirts?
--Probably around 15. I wear those almost every day.

How many tops?
--A million. I buy band tees like most people buy food. It's kind of obvious by now that I'm a total whore for clothes.

How many coats?
--One or two, but I never wear them

How many jackets?
--Like hoodies? Um... three or four.

What is your most unusual item of clothing?
--Hehe... oh man, I have to pick one? Either my pink and black striped/polka-dotted skirt or my blue and green 50's housewife skirt

The most expensive item?
--My mallards hockey jerseys are about $80 each, but I only ever wear them to games, so they don't really count. Probably my Tripp pants at about $60. I usually buy my clothes secondhand or make them. (Unless you wanna talk about shoes, then that's a whoooole different story XD)

What colours suit you most?
--Black, grey, purple, red, green and pink is about all I wear.

Do people judge you by the clothes you wear?
--Some people do, and it's a good thing sometimes. I like it when people ask if I made the tons of jewelry I wear every day, or when they ask if I'm an artist or a tree hugger, or if I like the band on my shirt.

Do you feel you are ever labelled unfairly?
--I hate it when people pull their kids away from me or treat my meanly because I look a little different. I'm nice as hell, and I love kids.

Do you think fashion followers are simply sheep with no mind of their own?
--Arond here, yes, because even the popular kids are behind fashion.

List the contents of your make up bag:
--2 Mark Eyeshadow Quads, Generic waterproof mascara, Morbid makeup green eyeliner, Mark eyeliner in Pretty Black and Pretty Blue.

Do you think you are naturally pretty/attractive?
--Most of the time

Who is the prettiest person you know?
--In preppy girls, Molly. In weird girls, Heaven. In preppy boys, Dima before he cut off his hair, and in weird boys... that one guy who I had a crush on all year (I can't remember his name).

If you could look like any celebrity/famous person, who would it be?
--Brody Dalle or Dita Von Teese

If you could steal any wardrobe, whose would it be?
--Your typical scene girl, they always have the cutest damn clothes (except Jenaeaea, she looks bad). Or a mix of Mary-Kate, Billie Joe, and Brode Dalle

If possible, insert a picture of your favourite clothing?
--I have it, but I'm too lazy. It's a blue camo tee shirt, or my black Bam tee with the purple bats

Do you buy clothes online, or do you prefer to shop for them personally?
--I'd rather go to a store, but it's so hard to find cute clothes in my size around here.

What kind of jewelry do you wear?
--Every day, I wear a ton of bracelets (candy-kid ones, hemp ones, little kid ones, and random kitty collars), a plack pearl necklace, a metal ball necklace, a necklace with a little silver gun, and a necklace with a little pink skull.

What are you wearing at the moment?
--Snoopy lounge pants and a dark green thermal shirt.

What annoys you the most about your hair?
The color and it's too short.

Does it grow quickly or slowly?
--Too damn slow

What colour is it?
--My natural dark brown with blonde streaks in front

What part of your appearance is most complimented?
--My eyes or my bracelets

Are you self conscious or confident?
--It depends on who I'm with, what I'm wearing, and what I'm doing.

Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
--I look a lot like my dad did when he was my age.

Would you like to look like either?
--Not really

What colour are your eyes?
--A weird blue/grey color

Finally, show us a picture of yourself:
--:points up:

Section 2: Movies

What are your favourite movies?
--Haggard, The CKY movies, SLC Punk!, Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, 28 Days Later, Dawn Of The Dead, and anything with zombies.

How often do you watch them?
--I watch movies pretty much every day

Do you have a large DVD/Video collection?
--Steve just organized the whole family's and we have around 300, but there are about 50 that are just mine.

What are your favourite genres?
--Animation, Indie, Horror

What rating do you watch the most?
--R, because I like gore, hehe.

Who are your favourite actors?
--Your mom makes great porno.

What is your favourite;
Comedy: Haggard
Horror: 28 Days Later
Sci Fi: n/a
Action: n/a
Fantasy: n/a
Epic: n/a
Oldie: Wizard Of Oz
Historical: The Color Purple
Disney: Nemo
True Story: Does Jackass count? I think Thirteen was a true story.
Family: Over The Hedge
Romance: White Oleander or Moulin Rouge
Tragedy: Romeo and Juliet

Section 3: TV

How much TV do you watch in a day?
--Whatever's on when I go upstairs

Do you ever procrastinate by watching too much?
--Not often

Do you watch it to fall asleep?
--I watch my VLB dvds when I go to bed

What type of TV shows do you watch?
--Medium, Last comic Standing, and reruns of Zim, Project Runway, and Viva. I watch a lot of true-crime detective shows, too. I'm too cheap to buy the Dead Like Me DVDs, so they need to bring that show back so bad.

Do you like any soaps?
--No, but I make fon of Shmurf because she does.

What are your favourites?
N/A

What reality shows do you watch?
--Jackass, Viva, and Last Comic Standing if that counts

What is your favourite cartoon?
--Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Billie and Mandy, Rocko's Modern Life, and Courage The Cowardly Dog.

Who is your favourite TV actor/actress?
--The CKY-iverse, Alyson Hannigan, and a few others.

Who are your favourite TV presenters?
What?

Section 4: Music

On average, how much music do you listen to a day?
--It's on with whatever I do. And if I'm not watching my VLB DVDs, I have it on repeat at bedtime

How many Cds do you own?
--At least 500 :hides:.

Are you listening to any music at the moment (like what)?
--I'm listening to Rancid's "And Out Come The Wolves".

What are your favourite songs?
--The list is far too long to type up.

What are your favourite albums?
--Again, way too many, but my recent loves are anything by Taking Back Sunday, Rancid, Nirvana, Bright Eyes, Brand New, The Streets, AVA, and a ton of others.

Who are your favourite artists?
--:points to userinfo:

Who are your favourite groups?
--:points up:

What are your favourite music genres?
--Punk, early-emo, Post-emo, dance punk, pop punk, hardcore, metal, classic rock, hip-hop, techno, ska, reggaeton.

What would you personally call your music, if you could make up a new genre?
--What?

What are your favourite music videos?
--Ooh... good question... I don't really watch music on tv, but I think P!ATD has the right idea, and Duran Duran always looks sharp.

Who are your favourite vocalists?
--I cannot even begon to pick

Who are your favourite musicians?
:sigh: your mother

Who is your favourite guitarist?
Mister Billie Joe Armstrongface, of course. He has such a unique way of playing.

What are your guilty pleasures in music?
--Spice Girls, Snoop Dogg, and Techno

Can you sing?
--No, but it never stops me.

If you were in a band, what position would you take?
--I have to go with Karen and say drums, but because they're easier and I can stay behind the scenes.

What kind of music would you play?
--Ska, fo-sho

What kind of music do you absolutely hate with a passion?
--Mainstream pop and country.

Section 5: You
What are your good qualities?
--I try my hardest to live a good, honest, life.

What are your bad qualities?
--Pick one, there's a lot.

What do you love most in the world?
--Music, art, love, friends, family, rain, the internet, fashion (in that order)

What do you hate most in the world?
--Bush, snow, a few people sometimes.

What are your fears?
--Never leaving here, snakes, panic attacks, and dreams that leave me feeling vulnerable.

What are your hobbies and pastimes?
--reading, writing, art, music, playing outside, chilling downtown by the river.

Where are your favourite places?
--My front lawn, downtown (either here or Rock Island), Hawaii, florida

What is your favourite country?
--Britain

When were you born?
--9.24

What is your name?
--Brittany

In what ways are you creative?
--A lot

Have you;
Ever written a novel? Not yet.
A Short Story? Yes.
A Poem? Yes
A Song? Yes
Do you daydream? Yes.
Are you more of a morning or night person? Late night, early morning.
What qualities do you look for in a friend? Fun, good heart, open mind.
Do you make friends easily? Yes.

Section 6: Sexual Preferences
RELATIONSHIPS
Do you have a significant other? (If single, skip this section)
No

What is their name?

How old are they?

Can you insert a picture or describe their appearance?

How long have you been going out together?

Is it love?

Can you see yourself marrying them?

SINGLES
How long have you been single?
--Since december

Do you prefer it that way?
--Yes.

Are you scared of commitment?
--No

Do you like anyone?
--Kinda

What is your type so to speak?
--Fucked-up people, I guess.

SEX
How comfortable are you filling out these kind of questions?
--Meh...

Is it your favourite section?
--Not really

Are you a virgin?
--Yep.

If youre not, was your first time special?
N/A.

If you are, do you feel you are too young, or are you just waiting for the right person?
--Both

Do you feel that underage sex is wrong (say, between 14-16)?
--As long as you're mature/responsible enough, and you're okay with the possiblility of having a baby with that person, I think it's okay..

Section 7: Food & Drink

What are your favourite;
Meals: Hasbrowns and pancakes with gravy
Lunches: Grilled Cheese or taco bell
Breakfasts: Tea and oatmeal
Snacks: Vaggies
Dessert: Cheesecake
Ice cream flavour: Whatever kind, really.
Chocolate brand: A local place called Lagomarcino's.
Junk food: I dunno, Creme Eggs.
Crisp/chip flavour: Tortilla Chips
Fizzy drink: Rockstar
Cold drink: Italian Cream Soda blended w/whiped cream from Java Staion.
Hot drink: Tea
Meat: The fake kind.
Veggie: cauliflower
Fruit: Watermelon
Restaurant: Does Taco Bell count? I'm gonna say Olive Garden.
Pub/bar: Ew, no thanks..

How much do you think about food?
--Whenever I get hungry or I have to sit down and make a groecery list for Steve.

Are you vegetarian?
--Yep!

Section 8: Beliefs
What do you think of religion?
--It starts too many wars, so I stay away from it.

What are your personal beliefs?
--Athiest. My main ponts of beliefs revolve around music and Fight Club (The book, not the movie).

Do you believe in reincarnation?
--I'm not sure if I do or not.

Ghosts?
--Yes. And if you don't go visit my grandma's house in muscatine, the Cemetary on Mulberry, or my old house in town.

Life on other planets?
--There has to be something somewhere.

Karma?
--Yes, to a certain extent.

Fate?
--Yes

Heaven?
--No.

Angels?
--Not in the wings-and-halos-with-shining-light-in-heaven-way, but yes, I believe in the.

Jesus?
--No.

God?
--No.

Section 9: The Internet

What are your favourite websites?
--LJ, Questionable Content, Foamy, Hotmail.

Do you have online journals and profile sites (what are they?)
--This one, my xanga, and I think a few others.

What is your internet server?
--DirecWay

Who are your internet friends?
--Look at my FList!

Have you ever met anybody off the internet?
--I think so.

***
1. How tall are you barefoot?
--6'

2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship?
--No

3. Do you own a gun?
--Yes

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
--Hehe, I have them, and I just got diagnosed yesterday. Depression and Bipolar.

5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
-- zero, because I don't really have anyone I've got my eye on at the moment.

6. What do you think of a hot dog?
--I refused to eat them even before I went veg.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
--"Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" by FOB or "All I Want For Xmas" by My Chem

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
--Orange Juice, or tea with a packet of oatmeal mixed in

9. Do you do push-ups?
--No.

10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
--No, ub it is the only drug I'd ever consider trying.

12. Do you like the rain?
--Eff yes, I love it

13.Do you own a knife?
--A few

14. What do you smell like?
--Flour and tofu.

15. Do you have A.D.D.?
--Nope. How the fuck do you think I'm almost done with this?

16. Full initial?
--BPL

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
-- I need to get offline
-- I hope my internet isn't fucked up still
-- I really don't want to go bake more things...

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
-- Really cute top
-- Green/Tan Skirt
-- Fishnet tights

19. Name five drinks you regularly drink?
-- tea
-- rockstar
-- cherry coke
-- orange juice
-- milk

20. What time did you wake up today?
-- a little before 11

21. Can you spell?
-- usually

22. Current worry?
-- I need to clean my room

23. Current hate?
--The internet is going slow

24. Favorite place to be?
--Downtown or at a show

25. Least favorite place to be?
--Vera French

26. Have you seen donkey balls?
-- Probably

27. Do you own slippers?
--Yes, thay are AWESOME!

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
-- Celebrating the 10 year anniversary f you asking me this question!

29. Do you burn or tan?
--I burn so bad.

31. Would you give up your current life to be a pirate?
--OMFG YES!!!

32. Orange or Green?
--Green.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
--Whatever CD I have in. It's usually FUtCT

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
-- My toys

35. What's in your pockets right now?
--I don’t have any pockets. I’m in my jammies.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
--Hunter's Zombie face.

37. Bed sheets you had as a child?
--Minnie mouse.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
--Sprained ankle.

39. What is your GPA?
--Fairly good.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
--Six

41. Who is your loudest friend?
--Ben? I'm the loud one, usually.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
--Shmurf, unless Paul or Christie count

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
--No

44. Do you wish on stars?
--Yes.

45. What is your favorite book?
--Fight Club.

46. What song did you last hear?
"You Know How We Do" - TBS.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I made a whole list one day. It's somewhere...

49. What were you doing 12AM last night??
I was on the PETA2 boards.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
"It's fucking hot in here"
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