In fact, I like it so much that I'll take up an entire screen with my thoughts about my lovers and the resultant trainwrecks therein.

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A good poly partner would always want to share their home for weeks and weeks at a time! How dare she not consider my needs when house buying and the suffering of missing my sweetie!

p.s. I ate all your cereal and did not replace the toliet paper roll, kthxbye!