Silly, ignorant, misguided people! Who says you need to get training for your dog? Just go google some shit and voila! you've saved all that wasted money. Because don't you know? Dogs are NOT complicated, and nobody should tell you how to raise your own dog. It doesn't matter that classes are good for socialization, trainers are just money hungry. ( Read more... )

OMG I need to find homes for my baby lovebirds as mom and dad have been busy again and we again have eggs in the cage. OMG Please buy these lovebirds because I am overpopulating the bird world and never give my birds a break!


...Enough said.

Oh no, I'm not a PUPPY BROKER, not at all!!

When asked by me:

Me: Are you a dog broker?

Wendy (PUPPY BROKER): I have a pet store. When I am offered puppies to sell I go and pick them up to see where they come from.

Oh no!! NO!! She's NOT A PUPPY BROKER AT ALL!!

Did I mention that I'm the Queen of Sheba?

Apparently I'm a breedist. Amusing.

OMG! A doodle is a hybrid if I analyze it down enough!! OMG!! Who cares what anyone says? I'm a BIOLOGICAL EXPERT Explain how a CAR IS A HYBRID, CUZ THAT's THE SAME!!!

What's wrong with breeding my dog just once? Heh?

Isn't it better to breed them just once, than twenty times??

Sadly, that's almost a direct quote. :(