My fourth life - a herd of wolves
So, I'm on to my 4th life, I believe. I keep getting reincarnated as SPOs, which makes achieving nirvana very difficult. Everything italicized is direct quotage from the listing.
This life I have decided to aquire a herd of wolves. Not a pack, a herd. I also want them to be unaltered and all a year old! I will fulfill my dream of having herds upon herds of wild carnivores!
Hello, I am trying to help a friend find good homes for her over populated wolve herd. She has males and females. They are around 1 yr old. None of them are fixed! The are 100% pure bred. heyakid21@aol.com
Okay, since I'm getting a herd of wolves I gotta move to a small one-bedroom studio in downtown San Francisco. This means I have to get rid of my two current dogs - Mia & Prisilla. My current dogs are middle-aged-older Labs, are spayed, live outside, jump and bark at/on strangers, and are super sweet. I'll even give you a month's supply of heartworm preventative w/ them!
Mia and Prisilla are now homeless and will be taken to a shelter very soon if their owner can’t find them a new home. Their owner has moved and cannot have dogs
Wait! I think I have found the PERFECT home for Prisilla and/or Mia - a group home for mentally disabled adults! I'm sure if I cut off Mia & Prisilla's legs, they would be a lot shorter, they are short haired, and that barking problem can be fixed with some nifty voice box removal!
I've been considering a Cat for this group home of 6 mentally disabled adults, but I'm open to considering the right Dog too........Do you happen to have a SMALL short haired,LOW BARKING, i.e. not constant barking, mature, SPAYED,VACINATED dog that is content OUTSIDE and alone much of the daytime. Oh, and most importantly, he/she should be FRIENDLY, and used to being petted or brushed. Would you donate this Dog to a non profit organization.IN OR NEAR SAN RAFAEL
I just want to make a note: I think bringing animals to group homes, nursing homes, hospitals, etc is a wonderful idea. I am all for it. However, I don't think it is appropriate to bring an animal into this environment that is going to be left isolated or used merely as an object for the humans.
Okay, so me and my 25.5 wolf herd are quite happy in our studio apartment in SF. BUT, I need a guard dog. Not just any guard dog, a Doberman Pincher Show Quality Execelent Guarddog!
But before I could get my super-cool guarddddddog, I was eaten by my wolf herd. Turn out that just b/c they are a "herd" doesn't mean they are deer or cows. I will let someone else tackle the alpha roll, I just don't have it in me...because I'm dead, ya know.
And thus ends my fourth craigslist life!