I just LOVE the waiting room at the vet's office, where people allow their dogs, kids, and idiotic SOs to approach my stressed dog. Usually, by the time we leave, if it's a busy day, I've thrown the dog over my shoulder and stepped behind the receptionists' desk (you have to walk through a door, but I don't care...). Everybody says, "Oh, he's SWEET!" Well... I don't really care. I don't want your sick dog all up in my dog's face. And PLEASE, if you MUST use a retractable lead, make use of that handy dandy button!
OH GOD THOSE RETRACTABLE LEASHES. I fucking hate those to no goddamn end. Every moron with money in the galaxy has to get 'em because they're oh so cool and expensive, sort of like, "WOW! She paid $30 for a fucking leash! She must REALLY love her dog!"
... And the same damn lady, this is the person who allows her hyperactive and highly dog aggressive cocker spaniel the full 20 foot extension of the damn thing. Yap yap yap yap yap... and she stares blankly at the damn wall. It's only when I ask her to control her dog when she gives me a haughty sniff and reels it in 5 feet.
I had to sustain five half-naked children, all under 5 years of age, screaming and shoving carts around like fucking heathens, man. I crawled atop a washing machine to get away from them.
But they kept staring at meeee, with their dumb little snotty faces. ;_;
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... And the same damn lady, this is the person who allows her hyperactive and highly dog aggressive cocker spaniel the full 20 foot extension of the damn thing. Yap yap yap yap yap... and she stares blankly at the damn wall. It's only when I ask her to control her dog when she gives me a haughty sniff and reels it in 5 feet.
I really, REALLY hate those leashes. x_x
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And I hate doctor's waiting rooms with equal vengeance, only swap cocker spaniels for children.
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And laundromats. Don't forget those.
I had to sustain five half-naked children, all under 5 years of age, screaming and shoving carts around like fucking heathens, man. I crawled atop a washing machine to get away from them.
But they kept staring at meeee, with their dumb little snotty faces. ;_;
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