Comments | dot_pet_snark: Ladies and gentlemen, I can fix all of your bird problems!

bloolark in dot_pet_snark

Ladies and gentlemen, I can fix all of your bird problems!

Jul 14, 2008 10:34

Does your Amazon only like you and bite everyone else? Of course! Most parrots only bond to one person.

There's an easy fix for that though... Get a cockatoo! A moluccan cockatoo is JUST LIKE a golden retriever, sweet, laid back, completely delightful in all ways, absolutely perfect.

This website might illuminate things for the non-bird ( Read more... )

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omnipoodle July 14 2008, 18:33:08 UTC

I will definitely have to let my mom know that since her lovebird prefers not to be handled by my dad, the solution is to get him an easy-going bird like an M2.

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I also like how much information that website has about mental and physical stimulation for parrots. And I never knew that an appropriate cage for a Grey is 20 inches wide and deep with one concrete perch!

bloolark July 14 2008, 19:22:54 UTC

I will definitely have to let my mom know that since her lovebird prefers not to be handled by my dad, the solution is to get him an easy-going bird like an M2.

This quote is my favorite quote of the day, possibly the month. Everyone needs to toss away their lovebird and get much much easier M2s.

jamijo July 14 2008, 18:56:30 UTC

I'll have to tell Marlette that she can't beg for treats and scritches from Brad anymore, or try to step up for him or anything, cuz that website says that she must be a one-person bird again.

...Oh, and every time someone on P_L asks for good apartment birds, we should make African Greys the default answer: As a modern day avian companion, the African Grey fits well into apartments and condominiums due to its small size and quiet nature. o.o

one4theroad July 16 2008, 05:12:47 UTC

i am soooooo sick of posts from people wanting "good apartment birds" because people will list off certain species, and someone will chime in on every thread saying, "i have a (insert species here) and he is SOOOOO loud!"
i've only halfway been paying attention lately because there seems to be a lot of new bird owners who are asking the same questions that have been asked 43897 times before.

kynekh_amagire July 14 2008, 18:59:45 UTC

Hey, he's on Youtube. Hrm.

Cockatiels poop once an hour? Well, that's not so bad.

What the FUCK is this guy thinking? Monkeys and parrots TOGETHER? Cats and iguanas? These animals are all babies; there's no way they're desensitized to each other, at all. What a DOUCHEBAG, seriously.

Oh, JESUS FUCKBUGGERING CHRIST.

"Moron" is a good name for this guy.

canineatheart July 14 2008, 20:00:16 UTC

That video made me cry. The last one... oh my god the puppy screaming. I'm going to go barf now...

destroy_tokyo July 14 2008, 20:31:21 UTC

Holy shit that youtube video!! why does he insist on having so many animals on his tiny, sideless table all at once?!? that poor puppy at the end!!

lizblackdog July 14 2008, 21:04:47 UTC

that upset the hell out of my dogs. I had to stop it. Ugh.