my cat, the vicodin addict!

[carrieish]

OMG !!!! so like, my cute cat is from an abusive home and during his time there he totally formed a drug addiction in order to feel better about himself, I know it. And now he's been slowly but surely stealing my vicodin! I know it's him, no one else has access to my medicine cabinet! how do help him?!

ha! people in the comments seem to think it's a troll, and I am sure it's a joke
but it's still hilarious, and I thought it'd be a fun snark. ;)