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Oh christ. There's just so much with this one.
So yeah, I got a golden puppy, and ZOMGz it was HYPUR!! WHO KNEW?!! And it almost ATE ME!! (Maybe it was a pibble? *my words, not their's) OBEDIENCE? What's that? So ya, it survived having TEH KYOOT puppies, and I should get a medal cuz it ate my couch and things and I didn't kill it... but THEN: *DRAMATIC PAUSE* I got a runny nose... and TEH EBIL itchy eyes and shit that one gets wiht allergies! SOOOOOOO.... the dog had to go, cuz I am UBERmom, and my name's on that damn mortgage, not the dog! FEAR ME!
And that's just the FIRST response. I'm sure there's other categories of stupid on there.
*edit* Oh yeah. Check out the chick who kills the first four cats she had because they pissed everywhere... 'It's so disgusting!' and 'They were my BABIES until they did that!'
God help her kids if they smear their shit on the wall.
So yeah, I got a golden puppy, and ZOMGz it was HYPUR!! WHO KNEW?!! And it almost ATE ME!! (Maybe it was a pibble? *my words, not their's) OBEDIENCE? What's that? So ya, it survived having TEH KYOOT puppies, and I should get a medal cuz it ate my couch and things and I didn't kill it... but THEN: *DRAMATIC PAUSE* I got a runny nose... and TEH EBIL itchy eyes and shit that one gets wiht allergies! SOOOOOOO.... the dog had to go, cuz I am UBERmom, and my name's on that damn mortgage, not the dog! FEAR ME!
And that's just the FIRST response. I'm sure there's other categories of stupid on there.
*edit* Oh yeah. Check out the chick who kills the first four cats she had because they pissed everywhere... 'It's so disgusting!' and 'They were my BABIES until they did that!'
God help her kids if they smear their shit on the wall.