Chihuahua Puppies! $150.00
Because we ALL know that selling chihuahua puppies on the side of the road near a gas station by the interstate in near freezing weather and sleet is the GREATEST way EVAR of finding them good homes! Oh, Oh! Let me carry 2 or 3 of them IN MY ARMS while walking along one of the busiest roads in the area, with 5 lanes of traffic of people trying to leave work early! Cause EVERYONE knows you don't have to keep WAY too young puppies WARM or DRY or anything! Oh, what was I thinking? Classified ads? Petfinder? Nah, we don't need these resources, I can go car to car until someone feels bad for me and the puppies and forks over $150.00 per furry wiggly body! I'll make a killing on puppies (and maybe even kill a few too, hypothermia is under-rated anyway!).
On the way to get my roommate from home, we passed by a VERY busy gas station to see, written on a broken playskool chalkboard "Chihuahua Puppies, $150.00." And next to it was a couple holding 2-3 puppies. It's cold outside. It's been sleeting for 3 days now, the wind is blowing something fierce outside today, not to mention being alongside a VERY busy road providing constant cold air bursts. I'm sure those dogs are all kinds of healthy. And I'm sure this isn't their first time and won't be their last out there. On the way back home they were gone. I only hope their puppies are ok...
x-posted to my own journal
On the way to get my roommate from home, we passed by a VERY busy gas station to see, written on a broken playskool chalkboard "Chihuahua Puppies, $150.00." And next to it was a couple holding 2-3 puppies. It's cold outside. It's been sleeting for 3 days now, the wind is blowing something fierce outside today, not to mention being alongside a VERY busy road providing constant cold air bursts. I'm sure those dogs are all kinds of healthy. And I'm sure this isn't their first time and won't be their last out there. On the way back home they were gone. I only hope their puppies are ok...
x-posted to my own journal