The Craigslist, it burnsss usss.

[allotheist]

Please, won't you give me your dog? It'll be going to a home with a young child who has recently undergone immense stress and is now 'lashing out', so obviously, I should buy him a small, fragile dog for target practice. He's a gentle boy, he walked around with hamsters in his pockets for hours! Oh, but the hamsters died. It's all very sad. Please

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[cottonmanifesto]

**boggle**

[bethbking]

I am glad he wasn't even tempted to squish the hamster. That makes me feel reassured. Now if only I had a 12 pound dog to give away.