The Craigslist, it burnsss usss.
Please, won't you give me your dog? It'll be going to a home with a young child who has recently undergone immense stress and is now 'lashing out', so obviously, I should buy him a small, fragile dog for target practice. He's a gentle boy, he walked around with hamsters in his pockets for hours! Oh, but the hamsters died. It's all very sad. Please, won't you dump your unwanted small breed dog on me? I can totally afford to deal with all medical and behavioural problems right now when my son is lashing out and we're still mourning a lost custody battle. I have nothing but time and patience!