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[rottnpagan]

ZOMG you guys have been so busy! That'll teach those old people that I work with for not wiping their own asses!!

OMG I HATE MY HUSBAND'S DOGS, THEY'RE SMELLY AND DONT LISTEN, NEVERMIND THAT I'M A CAT PERSON!!

Some of the best (hell, all of the best) is in the comments though... I particularly like the 'Human Society'. :)