I reject your reality and substitute my own!

[silverblaidd]

        Holy Diet of Death, Batman.  Owner gets dog from a pet store "breeder" and feeds it boiled chicken and low-fat (OMG YAY! That makes it safe, right?!) Dannon Peach Yogurt.  For some reason, the dog just won't eat dog food.  Owner would like to know if this diet is acceptable.  I particularly like the parts where she insists her dog is from

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[southernkitten]

Step 1: Clear desk
Step 2: Let head fall against now clear desk
Step 3: Pick head up.
Step 4: Lather, Rinse, Repeat

[toxic_angel_2]

You clear the desk?
I found many times that leaving it messy can result in a much better headdesk.
*Pulls letter opener from forehead*

[southernkitten]

I only clear it because there are often electrical parts on my desk. They tend to hurt just a bit too much, and leave very strange marks.

*wanders off to admire the marks still left on her forehead*

[toxic_angel_2]

Hey, every now and then I hit a needle or tack.
"Oooh! A new piercing, where's some pretty jewelry?"

[southernkitten]

Ohhh maybe I shouldn't clear the desk. I have some thumbtacks that would go well with my outfit.

[toxic_angel_2]

You might get a few weird looks, but I'm used to it. I also wear a "Stupidity made me do it." post it. ;)

[southernkitten]

I would imagine they are like the looks I get when I leave myself post-its on my purse. I had one the other day that said "Here dummy, dummy, dummy," as a reminder to make the icon I used here hehe. Most people that came by looked, started to ask, then shook their heads and walked away. I take that as a compliment LOL.

[toxic_angel_2]

I just write on my hand normally. People will read it and it will be a few random words nobody understands but me. I LOVE that icon.

[southernkitten]

hehe Thanks! Swipe it if the mood strikes ya. I freely share any icon I have. =)

[jennie_c_d]

Oh, I missed step one. I now have a COOL keyboard print on my face. Does that make me a rare breed????

[southernkitten]

QWERTY on a forehead is damn sexy hehe.

[piperredfern]

Plus, OMG, it's a rare bread!, so you could like, make TUNS of $$$!!!!!111!!! But dont listen to teh stoopid peeps that say you can't bread cuz you dont know wut ur doing... their jealous that THEY dont have a rare bread!!!!111!!

OMG, can I like, have one? Ill tell ALL my freidns that they need to by one frum u!!!111!

[jennie_c_d]

What is this mood we're in? I'm glad you're here with me;)

[ambersaigh]

That's called the "snark mood"... it doesn't generally happen to nice people such as yourself and my3babies but is more commonly exhibited in more hostile examples of the species, such as Blaidd and myself (also shown nicely in this thread through an exchange courtesy of rozae and silverblaidd).

Have a nice day! =)

[southernkitten]

I have grown quite fond of the snark in this community. Although, I do have to say, my co-workers have been wondering what the hell I am on, laughing over in my little corner cube with no one around me.