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[dot_hack_crim]

So someone prank called me today or something claiming to be "Dominique" whom I supposedly "made out with at a party". Obvious bullshit.
I told my dad about it.
Dad: You know any girls named Dominique?
Me: Yeah
Dad: You sure you didn't do it then?
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure
Dad: You don't like black girls?
Me: Nope
Dad: That must mean you like white girls
Me: Nope
Dad: What kind of girls do you like?
Me: None of 'em
...
Dad: You know a girl can be a great companion
//end conversation

lol
Nice try Dad.