symptoms of a greater problem
god is telling me to date creepers. he's saying, for every lovely man you can't have, there are two bald-headed english-smattering fools ripe for the pickin!
i had a dream that i was in love with myself, when all i had to do was be myself. i'm a lot like me. i tell myself he's got better plans, but i may follow my own advice and join a convent. or just straight up never get laid again. anyone wanna buy some overdue eggs? i heard you pay top dollar ;)
i had a dream that i was in love with myself, when all i had to do was be myself. i'm a lot like me. i tell myself he's got better plans, but i may follow my own advice and join a convent. or just straight up never get laid again. anyone wanna buy some overdue eggs? i heard you pay top dollar ;)