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I got a puppy.
it's cute and fun.
It'won't stop shitting on my carpet.
It likes to pee at random times.
It likes women more than I do.
I remember now what it TRULY is to have kids.
only this new kid doesn't speak english.
I need booze.
I need sleep.
I need sex.
I need a dog sitter.
I think he just crapped outside all by himself!
I love my new puppy!
it's cute and fun.
It'won't stop shitting on my carpet.
It likes to pee at random times.
It likes women more than I do.
I remember now what it TRULY is to have kids.
only this new kid doesn't speak english.
I need booze.
I need sleep.
I need sex.
I need a dog sitter.
I think he just crapped outside all by himself!
I love my new puppy!